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			<title><![CDATA[ Hilarious phone tap ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Super Atomic DVD give-a-way Contest ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>You could win dozens of movies and tv shows, on DVD, @</p>

<p><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #330099" color="#FF9900">The Vast Wasteland Contest</font></strong></p>

<p>details @ my blog</p>

<p><a target="_blank" href="http://torhershman.blogspot.com/">http://torhershman.blogspot.com/</a></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8&amp;feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8&amp;feature=related</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama&#39;s Placenta ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong>WASHINGTON-In the continuing controversy surrounding the president&#39;s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as
&quot;Afterbirthers&quot; demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama&#39;s placenta from his time inside his mother&#39;s womb. &quot;All we are asking
is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels-preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery-and this will all be
over,&quot; said former presidential... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Angry &quot;Obama Socialism&quot; protester doesn&#39;t know what she doesn&#39;t know ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:58:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 21st Century journalism at its finest ]]></title>
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Classic. <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">
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			<title><![CDATA[ Star Wars Fans... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tIU17xuEmQ
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<br>
I thought this was hilarious, personally.  There are dozens of variations on this concept featuring Mace Windu and Samuel L. Jackson.
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&quot;Aw, man, I&#39;ve seen some crazy ass shit in my time, but this...&quot;
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			<title><![CDATA[ Me Niko. Me want chicken sandwich. ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Kids&#39; Thoughts! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don&#39;t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the
last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. --Age
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It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president&#39;s birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting
for a... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Monty ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 75 year old Monty has been out celebrating his friend&#39;s 80th birthday. Although Monty is not usually a drinker, he comes home quite late and quite drunk.
Somehow he manages to get undressed, slides into bed beside his sleeping wife Sarah and quickly falls into a deep sleep.
<br>
Sometime later he awakes and there before him is the Pearly Gates. An angel walks over to him and says, &quot;I&#39;m sorry to have to tell you this, Monty,
but you died last night in your sleep.&quot;
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			<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 15:37:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Hilarious Prank Call-Jewish Girl pranks her parents ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ These parents are hardcore.  Flippin&#39; hilarious!!!  Homeboy nearly dies of a heartattack over the phone he gets so furious.
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/48391/Jewish-Girl-Prank-Calls-Her-Parents">http://www.entertonement.com/clips/48391/Jewish-Girl-Prank-Calls-Her-Parents</a> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ practicing safe sex! funny! ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ What has 9 arms and sucks? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">DEF LEPPARD!
<br></span></span> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ DON´T FORGET VALENTINE´S DAY......... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.cartoonland.de/archiv/agent-provocateur-love-me-tender/"></a><a href="http://www.cartoonland.de/archiv/agent-provocateur-love-me-tender/">http://www.cartoonland.de...ovocateur-love-me-tender/</a>
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It´s bad to forget this flower-sellers day<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/mad.gif" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Bale O&#39;Reilly ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">
  <span><a target="_blank" href="http://www.kontraband.com/videos/15938/Bill-O-Reilly-vs-Christian-Bale/">Bill O&#39; Reilly vs. Christian Bale</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Blagojevich Runs Like A Girl ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Does anyone think Blago runs like a girl?<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iJCKf-F66I"></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iJCKf-F66I">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iJCKf-F66I</a> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Day in the life of a foot fetish... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E2G_4bkRFXo&amp;feature=related">Here:)</a>
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Sk2u
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Apologies if a repost. It really makes me chuckle this one. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The World is NUTS ]]></title>
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  <p class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="black" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><img id="EC__x0000_i1025" height="60" src="http://f535.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f1533705%5fAEInvs4AACeuSWz5iwL%2bkQ9qVBg&amp;pid=2.1.2&amp;fid=Inbox&amp;inline=1" width="65" alt="image"></span></font></p>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Ultimate Psychic Battle and Brain Melt ]]></title>
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Guy in tinfoil has a psychic battle to the death.
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Is this your... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Breaking NFL news!! ]]></title>
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SAN DIEGO-Chargers running back LaDainian Tomlinson, who was forced to leave last week&#39;s game in the second quarter after aggravating a groin injury,
announced Wednesday that he will play Sunday&#39;s game against Pittsburgh without the aid of his groin. &quot;The team will need me against the Steelers, and
I can&#39;t afford to let my groin hold me back, so the groin is staying on... ]]></description>

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